drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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