She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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