He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Too much gin, very little bucket
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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