i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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