i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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