Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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