Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This is my gift to your gina
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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