Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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