How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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