Don't you send me to vm
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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