and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I am one with the molecules
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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