what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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