Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
