just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I want a musical about memes.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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