Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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