I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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