i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
