Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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