The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
