Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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