maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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