At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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