In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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