dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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