I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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