Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The struggles of a small town man whore
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
