Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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