He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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