So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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