I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
