Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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