How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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