So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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