Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
