My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
