what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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