why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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