For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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