I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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