; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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