i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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