They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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