i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I have aggressive nipples.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
