Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize
