I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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