Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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