i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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