your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I am available for nakedness
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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