Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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