69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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