you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
